How To Take a Shower

• Take a shower Thursday night, when kids are asleep and husband is at soccer game
• Get out of shower and hear baby screaming hysterically.
• Decide to take showers when your husband is home
• Decide to take shower Saturday night
• Spend evening comforting child who woke up screaming due to growing pains
• Decide to take shower Sunday morning before church - when husband can watch both kids
• Find out husband has to work all Sunday morning. No church, no shower
• Decide to take shower Sunday night after kids go to bed
• Crawl into bed at 12 after spending 3 hours convincing obnoxious youngest child to stay asleep in her own bed
• Decide to take a shower Monday morning when husband who usually works from home on Mondays comes upstairs to eat breakfast and he can watch kids
• Find out husband has an early meeting and is going to work
• Decide to take a shower during youngest's nap time
• Give up
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