Mispronunciations

One thing I love about Ephraim right now is his growing vocabulary. He seems to add a word every day. Today he learned soccer - "soccy" He often removes letters and adds the "ee" sound to almost everything. Some words come out close to swear words. Here is a list of his newer words.
"mammies" - jammies
"pourie" - pour
"fy" - fly
"chuck" - truck
"match" - socks (we play a matching game every day with his socks and that is why he calls them match - I guess it is an improvement from calling them "shoes")
"fook" - fork and spoon
"mine"
"purple" - poopy
"shits" - shorts (this one is my absolute favorite and it makes me laugh every morning)